Troll 2 Smashes Records While Critics WEEP! My Wild Netflix Obsession!

Holy moly, grab your popcorn and buckle up, folks! Yours truly, a certified binge-watching gladiator, has witnessed something EPIC on Netflix as we close out 2025. Forget Hollywood's tired monster flicks – the real seismic event is coming from Norway! Troll 2, the sequel nobody saw becoming a global JUGGERNAUT, dropped on December 1st and immediately went thermonuclear! I’ve been glued to my screen, and let me tell you, the numbers are INSANE! It’s not just trending; it’s DOMINATING as the #1 non-English film worldwide right now! And get this – the hype is so real that the original 2022 Troll is rocketing back up the charts too! Talk about a double whammy! 😱🔥

The Numbers Don't Lie: Pure Streaming Domination!

Let's break down this absolute madness:

• Troll 2's Debut Week (Dec 1-7, 2025): Exploded onto the scene. Netflix hasn't released the exact hours yet, but insiders whisper it's already tracking at nearly ONE-THIRD of the original's legendary 103 million lifetime views! That's bonkers for week one!

• The OG Troll (2022): Still the undisputed KING of Netflix non-English movies with over 103 MILLION views. Its debut week back in December 2022 pulled in a massive 75.8 million hours viewed. Now, thanks to Troll 2 fever, it's surging AGAIN!

• Knockout Potential: If Troll 2 keeps this insane pace? It could easily boot Through My Window (a measly 61.1 million views, pfft!) right out of Netflix's All-Time Top 10 Non-English Films! Place your bets now!

Critics vs. The People: A Battle Royale! 🤯

Here’s where it gets WILD, my friends. While us normies are devouring Troll 2 like it's the last bag of chips at a party, the so-called "experts" are absolutely seething!

• Rotten Tomatoes Critics Score: A pathetic, laughable 50% based on 16 reviews. Seriously? Did they even watch the same movie?

• The Popcornmeter (Audience Score): Even more brutal! Sitting at a dismal 37%! Ouch! That's a straight-up massacre!

Compare that to the first movie:

Talk about a disconnect! The critics are crying into their lattes while millions of us are having an absolute BLAST! Maybe they just don't appreciate giant, city-stomping monsters and pure, unadulterated fun? SMH.

Familiar Faces & Fiery Destruction!

The gang's (mostly) back for round two, bringing the chaos we crave!

• Ine Marie Wilmann returns as the fearless Nora Tidemann – my queen of monster mayhem! 👑

• Mads Sjøgård Pettersen and Kim Falck reprise their roles as Kristoffer and Andreas Isaksen.

• Sara Khorami joins the fray as Marion.

And who’s orchestrating this glorious chaos? The same masterminds!

• Director: The legendary Roar Uthaug (back for more destruction!)

• Writers: Espen Aukan & Roar Uthaug (the dynamic duo who gave us the first epic ride).

• Producers: Espen Horn & Kristian Strand Sinkerud.

This is pure Fantasy, Action, and Adventure gold, baby! The main genre? FANTASY – and it delivers in SPADES!

What's Next? Troll 3? Netflix Takeover?!

Despite the critics' salty tears, the people have spoken with their remotes! The viewership is OFF THE CHARTS! So, will we get a Troll 3? Netflix is playing it coy, but let's be real – numbers talk, BS walks! And these numbers are SCREAMING for a trilogy capper!

Plus, the timing is juicy! Netflix is reportedly in talks to BUY Warner Bros. Discovery! Imagine the crossover potential! Godzilla vs. Troll? Okay, maybe not... yet. But the streaming wars are heating up, and Netflix just dropped a Troll-sized bomb!

The Verdict: Must-Watch Mayhem!

Look, ignore the haters. If you crave:

• 🤯 Mind-blowing monster scale

• 💥 Heart-pounding action sequences

• 🎉 Pure, escapist fun

Then Troll 2 on Netflix is YOUR JAM! It's the perfect end-of-year spectacle. Is it high art? Nope! Is it a ridiculously good time? ABSO-FREAKING-LUTELY! I’ve watched it twice already, and I’m probably going in for a third round this weekend. Don't sleep on this global phenomenon! Get streaming, people! 🎬🍿🔥